Kyle Ray

My name is Kyle Ray. I refuse to write my own bios in third person, it’s like plucking my nipple hair, yeah it will look better if I do it, but it just feels so damn awkward. I am a standup comedian with such good taste, that I have been asked to judge others. You can see me performing regularly at the La Jolla Comedy Store and hear me on the “Standups Sit Down” podcast at My full schedule can be seen at, follow me @theKYLERAY and on Facebook and all that other shit. Thanks.