Suzanne Hoyem

Suzanne Hoyem

Suzanne is an amateur taxidermy collector, novice Tarot card reader, and practiced social critic.  Having spent the past decade at the finest Junior Colleges in Southern California, she has decided to stretch her wings, talk dirty, and influence people. She writes meaningful prose while drinking cold-pressed coffee amidst rainbow lights of inspiration.  She has mastered the fleeting art of the clever Facebook status update, inspiring dozens on a daily basis. She currently lives in Kensington with her indigo child, Sadie Rose, and cat, Gloria.