You ever find yourself at one of those intersections where the lights are red in BOTH directions and you start wondering why you’re wasting your time sitting there? There’s not even any cars coming. You could just run it. No one’s looking. Least of all a cop. You gonna do it? You should do it. What are you waiting for? By the way this is one giant metaphor about how you should muster your courage and grab the mic at February’s Long Story Short. Now hit the gas, would you?