The guy writing this suffered terrible razor burn up to about age 35, until his then-girlfriend introduced the revolutionary concept of moisturizing. Prior to that, it was like trying to rake a gravel pit. But you know, July’s LONG STORY SHORT doesn’t have to be JUST about the responsibility many humans in Western civilization feel to remove hair from their bodies.

I mean … it can be. That might be an interesting show.

Come grab the mic and tell us your true stories of razoring, burning, razor burning, razor’s edge, razor thin … whatever. Do you feel inspired yet?